You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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