Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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