this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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