Where did you get a picture of my penis
I seem to have left my pride at pride
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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