why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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