Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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