so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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