And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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