What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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