wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Small penises have feelings too.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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