dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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