I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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