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have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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