you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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