Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Randomize
