She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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