I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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