The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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