is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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