Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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