And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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