i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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