I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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