The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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