You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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