Your tits are I can't wait for
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
