On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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