I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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