after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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