i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she told me i tasted like america
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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