gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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