You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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