just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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