My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar