Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
operation harelip BJ is a go
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.