But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.