it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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