Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My vagina is officially offended.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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