arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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