I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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