I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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