you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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