I like to think it a success when the cops are called
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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His hands were made for my vagina.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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