i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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