If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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