Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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