Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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