p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
People in love make me want to vomit
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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