Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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