I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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