idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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