What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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