so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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