so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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