The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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