they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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