Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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