my sisters under your porch take her home
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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