I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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