I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
is wine microwaveable?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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