the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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