do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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