I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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