Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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