he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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